Valley
and Tony came out of their campus of Love Institute for their last practical assignment of “Proposing”.
Today is 13th Feb and they
have got only a day left. They did well in all the theoretical papers like “Love
SMS writing” “Kaamsutra”, “ Optimized
winking” , “ Quick metamorphosis of Friend into GF” “ Management of multiple
GFs” “ Snatching others GFs" but failed
miserably in higher level Practical tests. In the last two live practical
sessions, they did very badly.
In the traffic signal session instead of winking
at the assigned object, they winked the traffic Policewoman. In the Park
session, Valley forgot to shift the initial position of park bench to the Bush
and was caught by garden security man. Tony shifted nicely but he added more
reagents of Lips and finally bore marks of sandals on his face.
They
were warned by the Institute authorities to improve their grades otherwise
their names won’t even be recommended for the modest placement like “settled
marriage”.
Right
now, at early morning, Valley and Tony are on their way to their middle level
round of “First date” practical test lab in Joggers suite at the Municipality Park
Valley
said “And what Tony?”
“
few sticker bandages, painkiller sprays”
“
Don’t think negative. Do you have cigarettes?”
“
Shh…. We are supposed to be non-smokers, goody boys who get up early morning and
make ten rounds in the park, very fit and health conscious types.”
“Remember
Rina Mam’s tips, when you are nervous better think on something but not to far
away from the subject”
“Tell
me something, why middle of the month of Feb is chosen as V- day?”
“Stupid
question. It is the saint’s birthday.”
“That
is common answer. You must be above ordinary.”
“
Well! That is the date and month, which all our associates thought as best for
them to lessen our credit cards balances and serve us smoothly for offer
selling.”
“
Explain”
“ Month
wise, February is the tail end of
Marriages selling. The sources of “Valentine offers” are the not so liked,
unsold and returned dresses, cosmetic and Jewellary items. Since these items
look like marriage items, the ‘likers’ of buyers like them as symbols of
“coming soon- Green signal”.
“But,
what about the most busy Florist Guys? How come they also come in the “Offer
circle”. There cannot be any kind of thing like that as you have said just now.”
“You
know something. The florists often keep
on flowers a fresh live look by spraying something. You remove the top
transparent cover and they fall on your feet. The offer ones at a thrown away
price belongs to that.”
“You
are just too much of negative thinker. Now be on your toes, we are nearing the
main gate of the park. Just look at the entry ticket counter. Our
Instructor Murlidhar Sir is having a
chat with them.”
“You
mean those pair of 8 s.”
“You
stupid, otherwise why should he have a chat with them? He already has a good
looking thin GF”
“Valley!
You better go for the test.”
“You
are skipping the test. You may be asked to leave the institute empty hand, No
diploma for you.”
“I
am not going to do that also. Look at the slim gal just twenty meters away.”
“You
better take out the sticker bandages from my pocket. Have you seen the lased
Spaniel following her and that is out of the syllabus”
“You
get bonus marks for attempting that and come within Top ten.”
“O.K
best of luck but I know I shall see you in the visitor’s time at the institute
hospi. This one is pet, you may not need the Anti rabies injections.”
“
Thank You, But tell me why do you want to go for it just because you thought
you can save on buying Mattress on your bed?”
“
You idiot, In your B-school did you not accept a low paid placement in a not so desired job? Why? Because, after
a year’s exposure, you have always a chance to switch over to a top company. I
shall do exactly that.
“
Good luck to you also.”
Victory
or Valentine or both, with bright sun rays under the clear sky of Mid Feb, their day starts right now.
1 comment:
nice to have visited your blog- thanks for the wonderful opportunity!
Beautiful post and sun is indeed shining in Feb....
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